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Death Valley Double - 1997
Team Bikeaholics completes the 1997 Death Valley Double with a
Team record of 15.5 hrs!
statistics:
D/4/200/7000' ; average riding speed 16.7 mph; highest
temperature - 95 F; number of Camelbacks consumed = 7 per
person
relevant quotes:
"I'm sure we'll make it to the top soon" (voiced at least a
million times by Team Captain, Lisa, from the back of the
tandem on the 20 mile climb up Salsberry Pass at 4 mph in the
95 degree heat, in a futile attempt to cheer up Martian team
members Ken and Thomas).
"I can't hear you!" (Morale Officer/Tandem Pilot Ken's
response to Lisa's desperate request to slow down while
descending Salsberry Pass at over 50 mph).
"Can I have your water?" (late-arrival, Don, kneeling at
dinner table in Longstreet Casino, eyes glazed, face covered
with salt).
Hardened double century and ultra cycling events Team
Bikeaholics members Lisa Antonino (Team Captain/Tandem Weapons
Officer), Ken Straub (Morale Officer/Tandem Pilot), Thomas
Maslen (Foreign Affairs Advisor) and Don Bennett
(Sergeant-at-Arms) gathered in front of the Longstreet Casino
on Nevada SR 127 at 4:45 am on Sat. March 22 to begin this
epic 200 mi. journey that traverses Death Valley and includes
scenic rest stops at Stovepipe Wells, Furnace Creek, Badwater,
Ashford Mills, and Shoshone. The early morning air was
suprisingly cold as we pulled out onto the road towards Death
Valley Junction with our glowing Night Rider lighting systems.
Our minds were filled with thoughts of anticipation. Would we
be able to finish the ride this year and erase our 1996 DNF?
Would the temperatures soar in the afternoon and turn us to
toast? Would we be plagued with gastrointestinal distress, as
in previous doubles?
We reached Death Valley Junction, 7 miles down the road, and
turned onto Hwy 190 towards Furnace Creek. There was a short,
gentle climb up to about 3000 ft. followed by a delightful 15
mile descent into the valley. The barren landscape was
gradually illuminated before us as the sun arose from the
Funeral Mountains. There was a small rest stop at Zabriskie
Point, where we were surprised to see Lee, our riding
companion from the Grand Tour last June. He didn't recognize
us at first because we were on a tandem, but once we reminded
him of the Grand Tour and the ride from Point Hueneme to
Malibu, his memory returned. He broke into rolling laughter as
he recited Ken's famous line from last year's Death Valley
Double, "It's the only ride where grown men are allowed to sit
on the side of the road and have a good cry". After a brief
bio-break and refueling, we headed back onto the road and
continued our descent into Furnace Creek. The temperature was
warmer, but still very comfortable, and the valley and
surrounding mountains were clearly visible. Captain Lisa
proclaimed that it was, indeed, a beautiful view, and insisted
on burning this image into her mind to focus on later on in
the day, when the temperature or scenery might not be so
favorable. Teammates Ken, Thomas and Don seemed not
particularly interested in the scenery, as evidenced by their
silence; however this behavior is often misinterpreted by
Venusians. (editor's note: Teammates Ken, Thomas, & Don were
in fact trying to catch up on their sleep during the lengthy
15 mile descent, having figured out that, since the ride ended
at the same place it started, there would probably be a
lengthy 15 mile ascent somewhere during the afternoon.).
As we approached Stovepipe Wells, we began to see riders
coming back who had started the ride earlier (as early as 3:00
AM!). We waved to Larry Bolander (riding with Milo and Tom),
Marc Nix (Bikeaholics Security Officer), and Dick and Roxanne
Robinson (rival Team TNT members). New Bikeaholic recruits
Tom Lawrence and Craig Robertson were also sighted on this
stretch.
We were momentarily disappointed to find ourselves so far
behind the early bird riders, then contemplated the effects of
a 1:30 am wake up (Team Bikeaholics had spent the night in a
variety of locations, some as far as a 45 mi. drive from the
start) and decided we were satisfied with our starting time
after all. Along the road we saw such Death Valley landmarks
as the Devil's Cornfield, Salt Creek, multiple signs
proclaiming we were at Sea Level, and the Sand Dunes. We
reached the ranger station at Stovepipe Wells, mile 68 of the
ride, in good time. Peanut butter sandwiches, dinky yellow
cookies (see the 1996 Eastern Sierra write up for details) and
bananas were eagerly consumed, while Lisa busied herself with
Tylenol, Albuterol and Sudafed. We then rode down the road to
the gas station for a pit stop, and headed out back to Furnace
Creek. By this time it was 8:30 AM.
On the way we met tandemeers Donna and Margaret, introduced to
us by Foreign Affairs Advisor Thomas, who found out they had
done Davis Brevet rides in previous years. We had acquired a
small, pleasant paceline of riders, with the tandems taking
turns at the front. Before we knew what had happened, we
found ourselves in Furnace Creek. It had definitely warmed
up, but it was still pleasant. The next destination was
Badwater, and as we got to the junction of Hwy 190 and 178, we
began to see the 100 mi. century riders on their way to and
from their turn-around point. They all had fancy bikes and
colorful lycra, just like the double riders, but we speculated
that they were either smarter than us or perhaps hadn't
trained as much over the winter. Who does a double century in
the middle of March, anyway? The road along the eastern side
of the valley seemed to go on forever. We started off with a
slight downhill, then found ourselves going up and down an
endless series of rollers. It was about this time that the
dreaded tandem-induced saddle sores intruded upon our
otherwise relatively pain-free ride - this in spite of the
extra padded cycling underwear we'd purchased the week before.
The rest stop at Badwater was a bustling place with both
century and double riders. We again saw Lee and his riding
companions, as well as TNT members Julia and Roy.
Unfortunately, by 9:15 the rest stop had run out of peanut
butter! Imagine eating a jelly-only sunbaked bread sandwich -
but it was better than nothing. They also had pretzels,
viewed as carbos and salt with bike nutrition eyes. We filled
our Camelbaks yet again, and downed some Pepsi (non-diet).
The 34 miles to Ashford Mills would be long, hot and hilly,
but the broad salt flats and steep mountain ranges bordering
the valley made for an incredible view. The snow covered
Telescope Peak was always in sight. Although we left only
shortly behind Tandem Donna-Margaret, we found it difficult to
keep them in sight, as we were definitely slowing down. About
10 miles before Ashford Mills, however, we encountered a stiff
headwind, and were somehow able to cut through and pass their
tandem and several riders on singles. Team Bikeaholics had
kept in tight formation up until this point. Tired, hungry,
and saddle sore, we anticipated a relaxing lunch stop.
We found out that Ashford Mills was not prepared to be a real
lunch stop, or much of anything else for that matter. Warm
packages of processed turkey/ ham, packets of mustard and
dried out mini blueberry bagels just didn't cut it for a
sandwich. There was a seemingly endless supply of no-calorie
Diet softdrinks, which seemed a little out of place given the
energy requirements of a double century. The only redeeming
attribute of this rest stop was the large supply of ice-cold
Popsicles. There was a campstove with a pot of soggy boiled
potatoes and a tea kettle for boiling water for the Cup of
Noodles. We elected for the noodles, AKA "salt-in-a-cup".
Larry, et al. were just about ready to head out, and we took
the opportunity to pose for a group photo. At some point,
Lisa decided to make a "run" for the outhouse. This involved
hobbling 1/4 mi. in Time cleats along a gravel road (she was
not amused by this). This particular outhouse was probably
the second most disgusting one ever encountered on a double
century! The walk back was slow and tedious, and Ken was
waiting impatiently with the tandem, waving his arms in the
"let's go" pattern. Team Bikeaholics, at this point reduced to
the tandem & Thomas, headed out. Don elected to linger a bit
at Ashford Mills, apparently working on his tan.
The route at this point ascends Jubilee & Salsberry passes,
climbing a total of 3500 ft before descending into the
Amargosa Valley and the town of Shoshone. The climb, while a
fairly gentle grade, goes on FOREVER. The valley had begun to
heat up, and the air was quite still. The ride organizers had
thoughtfully provided caches of water every few miles by the
side of the road, and Team Bikeaholics availed themselves of
the opportunity to stay as hydrated as possible. On the way up
we passed TNT'ers Dick & Roxanne, and chatted briefly. After
what seemed like hours, we finally reached the top of the
pass. After a quick refill of our Camelbacks, we started down
the long descent into Shoshone. During the climb up, Team
Captain Lisa had extracted from Pilot Ken a promise to "take
it easy on the next downhill", and Ken attempted to comply.
However, the scenery, good road surface, Martian hormonal
drives, and general Martian impatience all conspired against
said promise, and we soon found ourselves hurtling down the
hill, considerably in excess of 50 mph (editor's note: in
deference to Lisa's nerves, the exact terminal velocity that
was achieved on this descent remains a closely guarded
secret). Thomas, in a remarkable demonstration of drafting,
managed to stay with us all the way down by keeping his front
wheel approximately 2 inches off of the tandem's rear wheel.
This exhilarating descent was followed by a slower, 20 mph
sweeping turn onto Hwy 178. At this point we were able to
experience a feeling of mortality, when, accompanied by a
startling BANG, the tandem's rear tire blew out. Much to our
surprise we were able to control things and bring it to a halt
without dumping the contents of the tandem onto the asphalt.
The rear tire was completely shredded and unrepairable, having
blown through the casing in a rather spectacular fashion. We
entertained a variety of thoughts, ranging from "Gee, what do
we do now, in the middle of the desert with no spare tire?" to
an unspoken "I'm sure glad that didn't happen at 50+!". As we
evaluated our options (such as walking through the desert to
Shoshone in Time cleats), rescue arrived in the form of a SAG
van. The driver asked us what we needed, and promptly threw us
a slightly used but serviceable 700 x 28C tire, and after
repairs we proceeded to the rest stop at Shoshone.
Shoshone was finally what a rest stop was supposed to be, as
they had real food in reasonable quantities. After a turkey
sandwich and (real, not Diet) Pepsi, we rested a while,
retrieved our lights, and began to move out at around 6:00. As
the sun went down it began to get quite cold, but we were
buoyed by the prospect of less than 30 miles to the finish. We
were also rewarded with a marvelous view of Comet Hale-Bopp in
the cold, clear desert sky. We stopped briefly in Death Valley
Junction for a bio-break and a chat with tourists waiting for
the Amargosa Opera to open, and then we made the final 7 mile
run into Longstreet. We arrived at about 8:15 to the cheers of
other riders and the support crew. An element of the surreal
was provided by the non-bike activities underway in the
casino, which included an Elvis-look-alike contest. The
regular casino-goers stared at us with at least as much
interest as we started back at them!
A post-ride review was then held by Team Bikeaholics and
TNT'ers Dick & Roxanne in the casino restaurant, and a final
denouement was provided by the slightly late arrival of
Bikeaholic Don, who showed up at about 9:30, looking somewhat
dazed and salt-encrusted. He had apparently decided to rest on
the climb out of Ashford Mills, and found a rock that provided
some shelter from the sun. Once it cooled down, he proceeded
on impulse power to Shoshone and then onto the finish. He
seemed in good spirits, although his conversation was limited
to repeated requests along the lines of, "Can I have your
glass of water?".
Summary:
This year's DVD route was somewhat different than in
previous years, and avoided the always-windy northern return
from Badwater to Stovepipe Wells. Wind conditions were in fact
greatly improved over previous years, with only modest
headwinds on part of the ride between Badwater and Ashford
Mills. The scenery, as always, was spectacular, and ride
support good (extra plusses for water caches and tandem tires,
minuses for limited food at key rest stops). Still, given last
year's brutal conditions, we can't help feeling that this
year's "perfect" conditions were a matter of luck and not a
kinder, gentler Death Valley!
Respectfully,
L.A. & K.S.
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